Monday, August 20, 2007

Meet the other Editors!

Here are the other guys that are writing for Devicing, we'll call them editors cause it sound professional. On the top is John, a Pre-Dental student who loves playing F.E.A.R with the lights off and cuddling up to watch Evil Dead. On the bottom (lulz) is Aaron, a stapping young lad who doesn't mind tearing it up on Guitar Hero or relaxing to some band we've never heard of. We are Devicing and we're happy to clog the internet with lame tech stories.


The ONLY Lindsay Lohan News you NEED to know!

If you were planning on getting an Iphone, you might want to get a Razer instead....the firecrotch has picked up the Jesusphone, I repeat Firecrotch has grabbed the Jesusphone.


Sunday, August 19, 2007

The WOW starts when?

Windows Vista has been a tough sell to most who knew it was actually released recently, so soccer moms with a new Dell are not included. Vista shipped with some broken promises of functionality, compatability, and Ultimate edition features (Texas Hold’em???).

Now we have another semi-horror story, this time coming from the now former PC Mag editor-in-chief Jim Louderback who mentions his frustrations in his good-bye letter. He states...

“I could go on and on about the lack of drivers, the bizarre wake-up rituals, the strange and nonreproducible system quirks, and more. But I won't bore you with the details. The upshot is that even after nine months, Vista just ain't cutting it.”

Sure this is just one opinion, but it has been shared by far too many. In the end, the decision is unanimous, Microsoft better start fixing Vista and deliviering on the promise of that WOW factor, or else maybe more and more will move to other OS’s, like the one Jim mentioned… Linux.


Thursday, August 16, 2007

Best Game You Never Played - Penumbra: Overture Episode 1


Adventure gaming is struggling desperately to grab the attention of the modern video game market after a supreme command in the 80s and 90s. Thankfully, developers are inventing new ways of interpreting an adventure game from its point and click roots. One of those innovations is Penumbra. Starting out as a tech demo from yet unknown Swedish developer Frictional Games, Penumbra adds a fully 3D environment as well as a chilling horror setting to really bring something new to the table.

With game play innovations like using real time physics to slowly open doors and drawers with mouse movements, to AI enemies actually thinking of how to reach you in seemingly “safe” places, Penumbra offers an experience that draws you in and scares the hell out of you at the same time.

Like with any game that tries to be unique, some would be quick to point out flaws that are really only misunderstandings. Like how your character is too helpless against the environment, making even attacking an enemy with a pick-axe very frustrating, but this was purposefully done to make you use your head and the environment to progress through the game, and tries to teach you that hiding is sometimes a better option than fighting, just like if Penumbra’s situation actually happened.

Overall this game is a bit on the short side, but at $20 retail, with an eerie horror setting, a sense of helplessness, interesting and innovative puzzles, a good use of physics, and decent graphics, all from just a handful of developers, Penumbra is a game that should be experienced by anyone willing to play something a bit different. Bring on the next two episodes!

To learn more, visit the official site at www.penumbra-overture.com

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Yacht Nose Dive!


This comes to you from Gizmodo.com.......and yes it's real. Click the pic to read more.

Go to Jellyfish.com and you have Great Success!

Where are my deals!!

Well you'll have to head over to jellyfish.com for the After Hours Smack Show to find out! I'll be Co-Hosting the "Bling for your Desktop" show where awesome accessories for your computer can be bought; keyboards, mice and mointors oh my!

What's a Smack Show?

It's where Jellyfish.com gives back its shoppers by allowing discounts on items run as long as the crowd can hold out without buying, all the way to 100%!

I dunno, sounds fishy...


Not fishy at all, check out the Razer Tarantula keyboard I got, the highest deal is shown to the right, amazing!

Alright, I'll play your games...

Good! Click on the picture below and get started. Happy deals!

One more time

It's After Hours Smack show at 8pm central, 9pm eastern. Clink on the pic below to get started



Crysis Hands on Preview- Not so Great

The Guys over at Bi-Tech.net got their hands on Crysis for a preview and they were left underwhelmed. Plagued by poor AI and a lack of balance the game feels odd; hopefully these problems will be fixed before its November 16th release, read on